Рыская по ютьюбу в поисках всяких клипов, я наткнулась на некую компанию, занимающуюся пародиями. И мне понравилось
Хотя для эффекта, конечно, нужно знать английский.
Это собственно на Katy Perry и ее California girls.
SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
KATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
California girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
DOG
OWOWOWOWOW
California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
Once you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips
Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California
But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
KATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
OW OW OW OW AGHH
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW
И еще один Это уже просто фантазия авторов на тему Сумерек. Ну да, заезженная тема, а мне все равно понравилось
--Emo Vampire lyrics
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool
Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last
[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.
Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls
When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny
Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers
(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification
So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs
(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?